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Batman

A whiny little bitch who kills people because he is sad. He is the worst superhero ever he’s not even super he is just a loser. Who cares if you are rich that doesn’t mean you are a hero.
by Mr.FancyMarshmallow July 15, 2023
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Batman

(A vigilante that hides in the shadows) He fights crime while struggling with throat cancer and hides behind trash cans after throwing a smoke bomb to make him self look cool.
Never fear! Batman is here!
by TheJimst3r July 5, 2016
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Pull a Batman

When you have to do one of two things:
1) Beat the ever living shit out of someone because they did something to tick you off.
2: You have to do incredible detective work to figure something out, IG: to find out who a friend likes, to find out where you put something, to find out who's been talking junk, etc.
Commonly associated with Batman this bitch.
1. Man, Frank's been pissing me off lately. I think I'm gonna have to Batman this bitch.
2: "Wait Joe, who do you like?"
"I'm not telling you."
"Fine. I'll just pull a Batman and figure it out."
by SteelNick November 28, 2015
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batman wings

When one's testicles are sticking to the inner thigh
"Cory, i have some serious batman wings right now"

"You're the nastiest person i know"
by adtr160 September 1, 2017
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Batman theatre

A fictional place that was made up cuz someone was high
Let’s go to the Batman theatre friend
by CeoOfSarcasm April 21, 2023
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Batman - Batman

Batman: I'm Batman
Guy: Ok.
Man: Ok.
Joker: Why so serious?
Man: Ok.
Joker: What's Batman - Batman?
Man: Ok.
by Jeff#4 February 24, 2025
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batman

Now you all know who Batman REALLY is.
by bubba da prince October 23, 2017
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