Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)

Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.

by themightydmc August 4, 2022

socks with bows

Something a Bianca would wear.

OMG! Socks with bows? You are such a Bianca.

by riverman6969 May 21, 2023

Thaaaaar she blows

When she farts during entry, and you yell in a pirates voice, "Thaaaaaar she blows"

Man I screwed this chick last night and she farted as soon as I penetrated her and I yelled "Thaaaaar she blows!!!!"

by RV Bangers April 18, 2023

Doot Toot Bows

1) Heavy south eastern United States slang for the motivational mantra; "Do It To It, Boys!"

Elt, I swarny! Kaint never could, so "doot toot bows!" Ain't skeered!... Mama, reach me my baby. We're headed to WALMART! WOOO!!!

by brainified November 1, 2023

Guns N' Blowses

A blowjob performed during a Guns N' Roses concert.

The concert was good but the Guns N' Blowses was even better!

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

So long, Kinga Bowser!

mario says “So long, Kinga Bowser!” When he throws bowser in the original super mario 64

So long, Kinga Bowser!

by PlotagonRocks September 21, 2020

Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

A saying that means the same as the "Lord Farquad" version of this.

I discovered a meal named "Shit on a shingle" and I am going to make Devilled Eggs on Easter Sunday. Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023