Scarf Band

In the 80's there were Hair Bands, now we have Scarf Bands. Bands that seem to spend more time on their image than practising music. Oddly, these bands always seem to be wearing a scarf in every photo.

Whatever happened to creativity in music, now the music industry is taken over by scarf bands.

by Garage Monster February 20, 2010

Band Bond

A relationship in which one makes love to a band instrument.

Jesus Christ, Richard, are you a in a band bond with that saxophone?

Yeah, what’s wrong with that? After all, the only useful class in school is band, everything else is useless in life. Band class for life...

by wakkjobb the holy August 21, 2018

Band Pusher

1.) Someone who try's to forcibly make you like their music.

Tom "He was like a drug pusher with his music"

Ted "Yeah it was awful."

Tom "What a Band Pusher."

by XLEAESUOH June 24, 2010

meah band

A band whos sound is rather "meahish." Basically, stick your botom jaw out a little and use a lot of short A sounds, like ah, then add some consonants, like meah, beah. like im doin right heah meah. see neawh?
Bands like creed, nickelback, puddle of mudd, metallica, pearl jam etc. etc.

Jeremyeah spoke eahnn clashass todeahheahh -pearl jam
Sleep with one eye opeaahhn -metallica
she fuckin hates meah -puddle of mudd

we listen to the modern rock station at work, they play a lot of meah bands.
all my friends have grown up and listen to meah bands.

by FopeDarmerr June 11, 2011

Band Geeks

Only the greatest episode of Spongebob Squarepants ever to be made I can't believe I have to write the first definition for this. In Band Geeks, Squidward assembles a band which at first is bad but when they play sweet victory at the end, they are so good that {Squilliam has a heart attack

Me and the bros watched Band Geeks yesterday and it was totally hype

by ThePurpleDoggo April 28, 2020

band of idiots

A group of people trying to work together as a team but failing miserably because they are each so obsessed with their own goals that their failure is worse than if they were alone. Like an orchestra of people with no conductor, no sheet music and none of them know how to play their instruments but they are intent on playing as hard as they can. Opposite of synergy. The sum of the parts is less than one of the parts.

I had no idea just how obsessed they were and the extreme obsession with what they were trying to do but how badly they failed. It was a band of idiots.

by cryog September 11, 2016

kwasi band

when a nigga has an afro and he puts 3 or more headbands in it to keep it out of his face

thats some crazy hair you got there, you need to kwasi band that

by wellfuck October 14, 2009