Bald Biting Baldi

An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.
"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"
by Beebo34 February 27, 2023
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Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip

The act of shaving someone, typically a young man, and attaching plain alligator clips to their freshly shaved head. The clips should not be connected to any power source. Also known as "raw clipping".
Spencer: "Did you hear that Jeremy got Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip ped?"
Patrick: "I can't believe they raw clipped him."
by ClassyLioness February 14, 2025
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Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.
"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020
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H8 balds

Minimal masquerading of the quantity 8 ball
Yeah ill take a H8 balds for 75
by Drpalabras May 23, 2021
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Bald Bobby

A man so incredibly bald, that you could pick your teeth on his head. A man that is so bald that he also is deemed one of the worst names, (Bobby)
Kevin: Hey Bobby can I clean my teeth on your head?
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby
by Mac The Frog April 30, 2019
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Chasing a bald man

- What were you doing last night?
- meh... nothing
- I bet you were chasing a bald man!
by Captain Baldman February 15, 2022
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balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair
Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."
by balding cooter owner September 09, 2010
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