baking a cake

the act of masterbation

"the phone rung so many times, but i couldn't answer i was in the middle of baking a cake."

by gene-v February 6, 2009

Bake Bed

The act of laying ones back seats face down in your vehicle rolling your windows all the way up laying down on the back seats that's were put down and smoking from anything and smoking anything

Let down the bake bed, roll this L up, light it and smoke this.

by DJ Dread Head November 4, 2010

cum-baked

Covered in cum

I'm not going to the mall with you, you got me all sweaty and cum-baked.

by SFGuy87 July 22, 2010

baked children

the act of dressing up as santa and then having sex in an e-z-bake oven

i used the baked children on my girlfriend last week

by jose the mexican gardener January 10, 2009

baking in a cup

The act of pooping in a dixie cup (and or any other paper/plastic cup, because you don't want use a glass for sanitary reasons *poop is hard to wash off of dishes*) and have your partner finger the poop cup, licking his/her's finger's in-between each stroke. Meanwhile you urinate/ejaculate (whichever your preference is) onto their head.

"hey sally you want to go bake in a cup?"
sally:"sure... like what? cookies? muffins?"
"nope... poop"
sally:"yeah... I'm not gonna do that"
"bitch..."
baking in a cup

by flex-o August 10, 2010

Clam baking

Smoking weed out of a hot, moist vagina.

Dood, you up for some clam baking tonight? Lisa and Lesley are coming over.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Baking the Cake

After a girl shits and doesn't wipe and you then stick flour and eggs in her ass and you then have her clench her ass cheaks together.After that cum inside her ass and then eat out of it with a fork

Hey man what the fuck are you doing? Why I am simply baking the cake with old Sue here my favriote Korean prostitute.

by AceAssGrinder69 September 14, 2017