fuck off my bagel

said when someone copies your style or swag.

boy 1: look i got the same shoes as you.

boy 2: fuck off my bagel man!

by randelas April 26, 2011

hot bagel with cream cheese

Anal sex in the morning followed by an anal cream pie

There's nothing better than a hot bagel with cream cheese to get the day started.

by ldslngr July 9, 2014

half-eaten war bagel

A person of jewish heritage who was crippled during the holocaust in Germany.

"Your grandfather was a half-eaten war bagel."

by pjiy February 26, 2009

Ya mum in a bagel

Ya mum in a bagel is another come back, like ya mum
So after using ya mum you can say your mum in a bagel

KnobChesse: What yah up to later?

Yuh: Yur Mum

KnobChesse: O fuck of what yah doing later?

Yuh: Ya mum in a bagel

by Jasmine____<3 January 6, 2009

Wiz on a T'd bagel

Cheez wiz spread on a toasted bagel. Originally invented by JGB circa 1980's.

What do you want for lunch?

I'll have wiz on a T'd bagel, please.

by The "Big Guy" Brown January 28, 2019

bathroom sign [plain bagel]

A person always null of emotion and personality. They frequently exude boring behavior. They are not the life of the party. The real bathroom signs have no face, no expressions, no personality and you can only tell their sex by their clothing.

Bobby: Have you met Dan's girlfriend yet?
Stella: OMG, I did. She is so freaking boring. How lame?
Bobby: Absolutely, she's a total bathroom sign plain bagel. No personality, she completely blends into the walls.

by Professor Griff January 30, 2009

Man bitch jew bagel

a d-bag teaher who's entention is to fail most of his teacher class

whats wron woth that man bitch jew bagel

by JUSE MAN April 14, 2009