The girls were drunk and ready for action in Brokeback Valley, but when Tia went down on Lucinda, Tia repelled in horror exclaiming, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk and all and I'd love to lick that cuye, but there's not a chance in hell that I can munch past that twat clot even though we're lick-a-likes!"
by Pfc. Snowball October 24, 2008
Get the twat clotmug. The female equivalent to cock blocker; a man or woman who prevents a woman from getting laid. This term was created by Dane Cook, revealed in his May 2009 show Isolated Incident.
Oh my God, Becky, I was talking to this guy at work and Melinda comes up and asks me how my AIDS is! What a twat swatter!
by Dane <3 May 24, 2009
Get the twat swattermug. Someone who may have been merely a loser in their home country, but now,living abroad, has assumed almost mythical qualitites of asshole-ness.
by X-twats Anon September 18, 2008
Get the x-twatmug. by Nick the bad-ass May 13, 2006
Get the twat bracketmug. Verb: To shout travel directions to your current location down a mobile phone to a lost friend or colleague
by Paul63 October 3, 2007
Get the Twat Navmug. 1. a girl or guy who is flirtatious with a girl, but isn't interested in sex or a relationship and just wants to "be friends"
2. a girl or guy that uses his/her sexuality to get what they want, with no regards to the feelings of the woman involved
3. a girl or guy who is ridiculously charming and attractive, but is oblivious to their effect on women
2. a girl or guy that uses his/her sexuality to get what they want, with no regards to the feelings of the woman involved
3. a girl or guy who is ridiculously charming and attractive, but is oblivious to their effect on women
Ben: Wow, she was all over you at dinner last night. Did you hook up?
Gena: No, after all that she told me she "valued me as a friend." God, what a twat tease.
Lisa: Oh my gosh! Don't look now but Jason is totally making bedroom eyes at me right now!
Brenda: Oh yeah, he did that to me too. That little twat tease just wants someone to help him cook dinner for his date tonight.
Lisa: Ugh. Damn his good looks.
Rachel: So, people keep telling me that I have luxurious hair and starry eyes but I don't even know *what* that's about. But, wow, look at you. Is that cashmere? Ooh, it's so soft, I could just touch you for hours. God, and that color really brings out your eyes...So how was your day, hot stuff?
Jenny: (thinking) twat...tease...
Gena: No, after all that she told me she "valued me as a friend." God, what a twat tease.
Lisa: Oh my gosh! Don't look now but Jason is totally making bedroom eyes at me right now!
Brenda: Oh yeah, he did that to me too. That little twat tease just wants someone to help him cook dinner for his date tonight.
Lisa: Ugh. Damn his good looks.
Rachel: So, people keep telling me that I have luxurious hair and starry eyes but I don't even know *what* that's about. But, wow, look at you. Is that cashmere? Ooh, it's so soft, I could just touch you for hours. God, and that color really brings out your eyes...So how was your day, hot stuff?
Jenny: (thinking) twat...tease...
by ohthis May 1, 2010
Get the twat teasemug. "hey theres goes team twat now flappin' in the wind, Loooooosey Goooooosey"
"fuuuuckin Dirrrrrrt" < thats what team twat is >
"fuuuuckin Dirrrrrrt" < thats what team twat is >
by Stanfield April 19, 2009
Get the Team Twatmug.