Jack Alan Coleman is a stupid nigger who thinks getting in everybody else's business is okay. He thinks he is mature but in reality he makes everything about him because he insists on being the center of attention. Mr Coleman has an online girlfriend, they have been online dating for a year now. He thinks just because hes kept a relationship with one girl for so long means every girl is the same way, forcing himself into situations that don't even involve him! Jack Coleman is disliked heavily by his peers at times, for very obvious reasons.
by grxcemxrtin April 7, 2020
Get the jack alan colemanmug. `~`Uvilada`~`<`~`Danielle`~`Leigh`~`Curiel`~`>`~`,`~`Talita`~`<`~`Terry`~`Alan`~`Crews`~`> {Bachl<U><T>}
`~`Uvilada`~`<`~`Danielle`~`Leigh`~`Curiel`~`>`~`,`~`Talita`~`<`~`Terry`~`Alan`~`Crews`~`> {Bachl<U><T>}
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
Get the `~`Uvilada`~`<`~`Danielle`~`Leigh`~`Curiel`~`>`~`,`~`Talita`~`<`~`Terry`~`Alan`~`Crews`~`> {Bachl<U><T>}mug. A sexy sigma male.. all ppl love him and want to be him bc he’s just so cool. He definitely has 12 pack abs and is around 6 foot (talkin about his monster shlong) he’s probably 5’10 tho. He’s still sexy asf and all the Celebs want him but he’s really loyal to his gf.
by Alphamale2334 November 21, 2023
Get the Alanmug. Alans are funny, outgoing but when they need to, they are persuasive and stern, often being overly excited about learning new things.
They are also one of the most common polish names.
They are also one of the most common polish names.
Person 1: Did you see Alan in class yesterday?
Person 2: Yeh man, he was on rapid fire!
Person 3: yeah sad that the teacher didn’t let him answer a couple of times. What a bombaclaat !
Person 2: Yeh man, he was on rapid fire!
Person 3: yeah sad that the teacher didn’t let him answer a couple of times. What a bombaclaat !
by NotoriousSimi December 3, 2020
Get the Alanmug. by xdXXXdragon January 6, 2021
Get the Alanmug. by Lexielisa October 18, 2020
Get the alan cornermug. Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, lots of smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u every fight ur in it, fuck mr kane that gay old nigga gave me a 3 hour.
by Mexican mf April 14, 2022
Get the Alan b shepardmug.