Alan Browne

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.

Wow that guy is so hot he must be Alan Browne *proceeds to die of horniness*

by Nintabo November 16, 2020

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Alan Browne

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women

Wow alan Browne is pretty hot ngl

by Nintabo November 16, 2020

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alan zhu

A guy who had a relatively huge head and a dumbass who only knows how to play games and has thousands of hours of games on steam.

Alan Zhu is an dumbass. Look at his steam account.

by TrashVan March 20, 2018

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Alan P

The hottest, tallest, most masculine, coolest, man.
All the men wanna be him and all the girls wanna see him.

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he is rich, and a vampire
#TwilightCore

he has the smoothest skin, warmest smile, bustiest girl, and is a KING at roblox rise of nation.
he can drag click and also is missing a father figure

Hes such an Alan P!
That Alan P looks too frickable

by WHEN THE THE cwgdjuhwehk October 27, 2021

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Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people

ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan

by Your a Nigga February 18, 2021

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