Jaeda Johnson

Literally the most breathtaking kind girl I've ever met in my lifetime. She's the girl who laughs at your cringy jokes and replies with worse jokes. She's lovely and one of the kindest people ever. Do not ever take her for granted though. She's the type of girl who'll love you to your very last flaw and mistake, but once she's done with you, she's done. She knows what she's worth. She doesn't look down on others and has the kindest, sweetest, and most powerful soul ever. It really sticks to you. She's the type of person that doesn't back down from a challenge no matter how scared she is. She's woman empowerer literally so strong-willed and thoughtful. Before you know it, you'll be loving her with every breath you take in and every time she smiles at you in the eye. You'll be missing and regretting. Jaeda Johnson is the most amazing person ever.

I love you, Jaeda Johnson. You don't know that I do, but I do. I swear to god that I do.
-ly

12:45PM MINNESOTA TIME

by yukeyook February 1, 2020

Katie Johnson

A fishy smelling slag from Skelmersdale who fakes pregnancies and thinks shes skinny

I can smell fish..oh it must just be Katie Johnson

by skemkillers October 22, 2019

Kelly Johnson

A running joke from the Austin Powers films. Also generally really nice people, or 'worth having' friends

Look at the huge Kelly Johnson
I think I'm in love with Kelly Johnson

by Davemark1000 October 22, 2010

jungle johnson

When a man's pubic hair is much too bushy, and his dick is much too small for men to find it during an oral roberts.

dude, I'd love to give you an oral roberts, but you've got a jungle johnson.

by Fenis Pace March 20, 2008

Hailey Johnson

A very sweet loving girl that cares for others and the people that she lives with and also is there for her family and friends when they need her she is very pretty and out going Alos she loves going out like to the movies.. she might have a hard time getting a relationship but she will always be there for her family and friends anytime of the day she loves school and loves soccer and much more to come

Hailey Johnson is so cute

Hey have you seen Hailey witch one? Hailey Johnson

I'm in love with Hailey Johnson

by Hailey Johnson November 5, 2017

Anthony Johnson

The first American to own an African slave. No bullshit, he himself was African.

Anthony Johnson was weird as hell.

by Comrade Running Bear August 5, 2018

Mr. Johnson

Mr. Johnson is a pretty amazing music teacher. He’s an introvert at heart but with music, he is like a whole different person. His instrument is the trombone. He’s super sweet, nice, funny and just a good person to be around. Depending on how much time/class periods you have with him, he can become a “father figure”. Some people could refer to him as “dad”. If you have a Mr. Johnson in your life, you will be grateful that he is and that you are able to talk to him about pretty much anything.

Girl in choir: I just absolutely love choir!
Boy: Why? Is it because of Mr. Johnson?

Boy in band: Mr. Johnson is so cool that he plays the trombone!

by Freklz March 5, 2021