Random motherfucker: Hey bro did you see that Simp earlier?
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.
by ABCitseasy May 17, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
Only STINKY MEN can be simps. Simps are men who chase after e-girls but don't want to pay for any content, yet still expect attention.
by IAMNOTMAXINE February 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Noun
Sometimes used as a right wing derogatory term for men who commit the egregious sin of appreciating/respecting a woman’s opinion, sense of humor, physical attractiveness, or abilities.
Using the word is a visceral emotional reaction to the distaste of feeling subservient to a woman in any way. Can often be found in the comments section of certain meme pages such as @scooby or @makememesgreatagain along with other disturbing comments such “dumb bitch”, “stupid bitch” etc.
Sometimes used as a right wing derogatory term for men who commit the egregious sin of appreciating/respecting a woman’s opinion, sense of humor, physical attractiveness, or abilities.
Using the word is a visceral emotional reaction to the distaste of feeling subservient to a woman in any way. Can often be found in the comments section of certain meme pages such as @scooby or @makememesgreatagain along with other disturbing comments such “dumb bitch”, “stupid bitch” etc.
by Gottaketchemall June 4, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A word only used by clammy, immature little boys that are too virgin to acknowledge communication with a female. They often use this word to shun a fellow bro for putting on his big boy pants by interacting with the opposite gender.
by EveryoneHater April 15, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by yknI May 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Usually a sad mood, or when a person is listening to sad or slow music after going through something, they are simping. Coming from the term simp songs (sad songs).
Person #1: Hey what are you doing tonight?
Person #2: Nothing much, just simping by myself.
Person #1: Dude listen to this song!
Person #2: Damn.. that's going in my simp playlist.
Person #2: Nothing much, just simping by myself.
Person #1: Dude listen to this song!
Person #2: Damn.. that's going in my simp playlist.
by bootybootybootybootybootybooty March 17, 2019
Get the Simpmug.