Parker

An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.

Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.

by Tear_Ramen September 15, 2021

parker's biggest fan

dany is parker kate's biggest fan!

who is parker's biggest fan?
me: dany is parker's biggest fan, of course!!

by busbys January 2, 2021

parker

the best person in the world

parker is very cool

by bonesndall May 24, 2022

Parker

Mentally disabled/ retarded and ugly

"That kid name parker on the bus keeps getting yelled at because he's whipping his dick out at guys."

by FREINDLYRETARD February 25, 2020

Parker

Where do I start..? He’s quirky, funny and most importantly…. HE IS WITTEWY HITTING DA GWIDDY! If you get close he can give you some nice tips and tricks of the lifestyle of a professional gwiddier.

Person 1 “ What is he doing?”
Person 2 “Wait. Is he hitting da GWIDDY!”
Person 1 “ THATS A PARKER

by Bookworm5453 November 6, 2023

parker

a beautiful boy who deserves nothing but the best, he’s actually incredible.

no one is as amazing as parker.

by pooperscooperdood April 19, 2022

Parker

Very cool and gets all the BIG BOOTY BITCHES. Makes Miles his bitch.

See Miles over there... Yeah Miles is Parkers bitch.

by WAAAAAAHWAh October 7, 2020