a parker is a boy with brown hair. they normally are very good looking. parker’s are very good boyfriend material. parker’s can be very sweet and such a gentlemen but they are addicted to video games especially fortnite they could play it for 526 hours straight. they are usually kinda smart and like to make fun of people a lot especially make fun of his friends and the people they used to date. parker’s are usually pretty great guys. the only thing a lot of people hate about him is he is addicted to video games.
girl “woah that guy is good lookin, he looks like good boyfriend material”
girl #2 “yea he must be a parker, he won’t pay any attention to you though if he’s a parker because parker’s are addicted to video games”
girl “oh ew yea that’s annoying”
girl #2 “yea he must be a parker, he won’t pay any attention to you though if he’s a parker because parker’s are addicted to video games”
girl “oh ew yea that’s annoying”
by imagirl123 February 20, 2019
Get the parkermug. PARKER.
by VTG POISON February 25, 2019
Get the Parkermug. She’s the most complicated person u will EVER meet, she’s smart in some context, sweet, caring, kind and will make u feel better when ur down
But she also has a bad side u don’t wanna get on she will expose ur ass and tell all ur secrets to all ur friends and will not give a shit.
But she also has a bad side u don’t wanna get on she will expose ur ass and tell all ur secrets to all ur friends and will not give a shit.
by Chlxe... October 3, 2020
Get the Chloe parkermug. 
A small penised man that can't finish. He beats his meat to Dave bunts.if you ever meet a parker g run away don't look back he will tunk goon and edge on you
Your a parker g
by Leydron gahames December 5, 2024
Get the Parker gmug. parker is the sexiest mofo who gets bittches (and will get you biches to!)
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly
by big_baller_97 November 21, 2021
Get the Parkermug.