lie detective

I made a sandwich on a hot sunny day, on side of the house and then somebody came up and asked for a piece and i said " i don't know you" and they said it look "juicy and succulent" and i said i'm bout to slide up in this house and eat it with some potato chips and then somebody stole it so i had to use my lie detective skills

by sweettitty June 8, 2018

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Spirit of the lie

I called your religion a lie and now you're making up non-sequiturs to call everything I say a lie.

Hym "The 'spirit of the lie' is, I think, my favorite of your new wave of talking points. It demonstrates exactly how little agency you consider people to have over their own mind, it defends your ethos from criticism by framing anyone who isn't doing what you say as occupied by the wrong spirit (if they were doing what you say they'd be occupied by the spirit or truth) and, therefore, they've criticism is both invalidated and being levied by, not a person who can see where you're wrong... But by a lie-spirit that you don't actually have to engage with."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

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feeq lie

an obvious taufeeq lie that accomplishes nothing besides just making him look stupid

idk like 50% of the things he says are just straight cap so just flip a coin
feeq: i got too many hoes
jor: feeq lie

by yuh143yuh June 3, 2023

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I am a lie

It's when your whole life is a lie and you will lie till the end of your life

I am a lie and everything I have said up to this point is a lie

by Fucking Asshole fuuuuuck May 7, 2023

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Lie Ying

The most beautiful and caring girl you will ever meet. She is hella smart and is guaranteed to make you laugh. Loves her family and friends so you should forever hold her dear to you. In a relationship, a Lie Ying do whatever it takes to keep her partner happy though she can be demanding at times. People may see her as stuck up and spoiled but once you know her, she is just really hangry most of the time. If you are lucky to know a Lie Ying, do not take her for granted and love her endlessly! Treat her right.

I love Lie Ying!

by MrKinglovesLY November 22, 2021

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