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type 5 heavy

The thickest tank
Person 1: That's one big tonk

Person 2: you mean the type 5 heavy

Person 1: sure...
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heavy bag hero

A heavy bag hero is someone who doesn’t train in a boxing gym but hits a heavy bag, giving them the false identity of a boxer.
Jimmy- “Shawn said he wants to spar with you”
John- “Shawn? Man that kid don’t box he’s a heavy bag hero”
Jimmy - “ yeah you’re right he came to my gym once and cried after sparring 🤣”
by Ryantooshifty April 23, 2022
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Heavy Butt Fucking

Two fat hairy grown male/female exhausted from partaking in sweaty anal sex.
We did some hairy butt fucking last night.

I’m exhausted from some serious heavy butt fucking.
by R-WAK October 23, 2022
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JEEZ YOUR HEAVY

Names of people Jack Zac Tom Ned Charlie Grinch Lana Greg and all Girls
Zac says to Charlie jeez your heavy
by Zac Pitkin November 25, 2019
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heavy metal purist

1. Noun referring to a heavy metal fan who subscribes to the ideology of heavy metal purism.

2. Noun referring to a heavy metal musician who does not incorporate elements from outside of the heave metal genre into his or her music.

Also referred to as 'metal purist' or 'metal-purist'.
When the name of Kuopio's choirmaster was revealed in autumn, heavy metal purists got upset.

Following the breakup of the Runaways and the huge success of Joan Jett's first two albums, Lita Ford emerged as a solo artist and a true heavy metal purist.
by Master of Evöl March 20, 2011
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Heavy Hitter Alliance

The corporation for all the jabronies and low lifes in this world. You have to be a real winner to be accepted into this league. Derived from the biggest toolbag of them all, Daryl Isaacs AKA the Heavy Hitter. Being in the Heavy Hitter Alliance is basically like having a black belt....in sucking at life. You see you have to be a real turd to for the HHA to grant membership. There is a strict set of guidelines that must be met before you can even be considered. First off you must be a complete Daryl, or even a Sherman. Next, you must follow trends, say annoying shit at the wrong time, and absolutely kill any party you step foot in. You must wear the lamest clothes and put on way too much cologne, a tapout shirt and ed hardy cologne should do the deed. Finally, you must have zero true friends. If you are in the HHA and you think you have friends, you are WRONG. Those guys that roast your ass 24/7 don't keep you around bc they like you, they just like having a personal bitch to use as a dialogue punching bag.
Damnit Daryl! Why the hell would you show up to this party you weren't even invited!!! Thats it we're sending you to the Heavy Hitter Alliance.

Jim) Yo check it out that kid just rung up $900 worth of clothes at Ed Hardy.

Sean) Wow, thats Heavy Hitter potential right there.
by CLUB WARNOCK April 26, 2010
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go heavy

the act of weighing oneself down while trying to save oneself from known or unknown danger.
mom: (pulling child by the arm) "You're going to school, now come on!"
child: "I'mma go heavy!" (child drops to the ground preventing mother from taking them any further.)
by Gogenn July 11, 2010
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