A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.
Symptoms include:
1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
Symptoms include:
1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.
Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
by kiddluck March 27, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. by GuiGG March 26, 2011
Get the BI-WINNINGmug. Often confused with bipolar bi-winning is a mental disorder in which one believes they are 'winning' in multiple areas simultaneously when in fact they've just lost they're job worth over 1 million dollars per episode.
by Fogus GuireMac April 5, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug. A person that randomly makes check marks going both ways - either down to the right then up to the right, or down to the left and up to the left
At the end of the day, Gary looked at his to-do list and realized from his check marks - some of which went to the right and some to the left - that he was bi-checkual.
by ProofreadingYourLife June 30, 2020
Get the Bi-checkualmug. by B's Cougar October 9, 2009
Get the Bi-smokesualmug. by The Wave2 March 28, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug. To be holding 2 simultaneous conversations with one person with 2 different topics
can be extended to Tri-topical and Quad-topical
can be extended to Tri-topical and Quad-topical
person1- my burger is delicious
person2- have you heard of the band Paramore
person1- no sorry never heard of them
person2-yer these burgers are great
person1-we should eat here again
person2-i will let you borrow my Paramore CD
person1- man that was a n intense bi-topical conversation
person2- have you heard of the band Paramore
person1- no sorry never heard of them
person2-yer these burgers are great
person1-we should eat here again
person2-i will let you borrow my Paramore CD
person1- man that was a n intense bi-topical conversation
by misterawesome567 January 17, 2011
Get the Bi-Topicalmug.