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bi-winning

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
by kiddluck March 27, 2011
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BI-WINNING

Chuck Norris cannot even obtain this level of awesomeness.
Bi Polar? What the fuck does that mean?

I'm bi-winning.
by GuiGG March 26, 2011
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Bi-Winning

Often confused with bipolar bi-winning is a mental disorder in which one believes they are 'winning' in multiple areas simultaneously when in fact they've just lost they're job worth over 1 million dollars per episode.
Are you bipolar?

No, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
by Fogus GuireMac April 5, 2011
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Bi-checkual

A person that randomly makes check marks going both ways - either down to the right then up to the right, or down to the left and up to the left
At the end of the day, Gary looked at his to-do list and realized from his check marks - some of which went to the right and some to the left - that he was bi-checkual.
by ProofreadingYourLife June 30, 2020
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Bi-smokesual

Having a decided non-preference for cigarette brands.
After one day in prison I became bi-smokesual.
by B's Cougar October 9, 2009
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Bi-Winning

Charlie Sheen's version of winning.
I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning. I win here and I win there
by The Wave2 March 28, 2011
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Bi-Topical

To be holding 2 simultaneous conversations with one person with 2 different topics
can be extended to Tri-topical and Quad-topical
person1- my burger is delicious

person2- have you heard of the band Paramore

person1- no sorry never heard of them

person2-yer these burgers are great

person1-we should eat here again

person2-i will let you borrow my Paramore CD

person1- man that was a n intense bi-topical conversation
by misterawesome567 January 17, 2011
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