your mom gay

no u

"your mom gay"
"no u"

by urmomgaynou March 18, 2018

your moms a buffalo

When you are down and out, when you have no jokes left, whip this one out and stuff it in his face. The ultimate comeback.

Crowd: "AWW YEAH! YOU GOT OWNED!!! CHAD OWNED YOU!!! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! AWWW!!!"

Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."

Crowd: ... (silent.)

Kurt: "I'm out."

by kurticus October 11, 2007

your mom jokes

totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are

idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!

by bleep March 13, 2005

your mom's box

what everyone gets at your sleepover

we all got some of your mom's ponani at you sleepover last weekend also known as your mom's box

by your mom's bed buddy April 20, 2009

your mom down there

a new phrase, usable in any occasion or context.
may be used when someone offends you or just4fun.

A: "hey you are ugly!"
B: "your mom is ugly...down there"

Professor: Did you do your homework?
Student: Your mom did my homework...down there!

A:"I would love to see you naked"
B:"I would love to see your mom naked...down there"

A:"Who was better than you in the exam? huh?"
B:"Your mom down there!"

by NakedDrummerr October 08, 2009

Where your mom?!

Awkward question asked by Wanda's neighbor-aka "The lady with the TATTOOED EYEBROWS"; question asked by a FOB; other phrases may be: What your name? & Where you go?; sometimes i wonder why she doesnt just ask in cantonese, her native language... it's easier that way; the ONLY thing she can say(besides-what your name? & where you go?).

Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?
Son: I thought you named me! You should know.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?!
Son: oh... i forgot thats the only thing you can say.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?! (Hi son.)
Son: Hi mom.

by TREEsa :D April 07, 2005

your mom x

eleanors favorite word because she is gay with your mom

person: oh hi eleanor eleanor: your mom... your mom x

by eleanors mom December 14, 2021