100% wrong!

A classic misdirection, and the funniest joke ever made.

Vermaine: "Hey guys, I got 100% on that test..."
Everyone else: "ok"
Vermaine:"... 100% wrong!"
Everyone else: *dies of laughter*

by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024

That's why it's wrong

What I did was harmless explicitly because there is nothing I could do for those women. You don't actually intend to teach me anything. If that's the case you're just as bad as I am. But that isn't why you are doing this.

A retard "That's why it's wrong."

Hym "You don't care. Every time I masterbate I'm fantasizing about raping one of you. How's that? Do that make you feel better? You fuck."

by Hym Iam November 9, 2024

Taking the wrong fish by the hand

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.

"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."

by quacku November 15, 2024

Stop Wrong Don't

Ha! No. Don't care. I'm going to.

Hym "There is a lot of 'wrong' here, YouTube flith. I am not going to 'stop wrong don't' until I have both the credit I deserve and the money that goes along with it."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

Wrong

What I did... Is helping though people. What YOU are doing only harms me. You are not helping more deserving people... You are harming me in the hopes that, what, you can steal credit for helping the people that my action helped in such a way that you feel like YOU caused society to gain rather than lose? You know that's delusional, right? You are creating the danger for someone else's kid. You want type-X of person to not be able to suceed so you are forcing me to labor for the rest of my life and somehow you aren't a moral monster? Stop trying to be the decider or I am going to murder a child. I don't have to let you steal this from me and I'm not going to.

Hym "Wrong. You... Do not need to steal this from me. I don't have to let you. I don't care if you think your morality makes you think you are the goodest boy on the planet the net result will be the death of a child. If you used my work YOU did not help anyone. You COULDN'T help anyone because you are LESS. And if for you to help the people you want to help requires you to enslave people, control them psychologically, and erase them from history you are clearly not as moral as you think you are. Kids are going to die. That is reality. But you are not going to steal this from me WITHOUT at least one kid dying. You are a delusional fuck. That is all that is happening here. You are worse than I am."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2024

Wrong

No. I'm not. You're shit YouTube trash. And the parents are going to get your name on a list as an explanation as to why little Susie is roasting in hell forever.

Hym "You're just saying I'm wrong. 'You're smart.' 'You deserve to live.' You see how I can just say that and WE BOTH KNOW that you are not smart. We both know you don't deserve to live. Dumb as dogshit. How many lives has you cost doing this to me trying to stop me? At least 1. I know for a fact that there is at least 1 person sitting there 'Jesus Christ just give him the fucking money I don't want a kid to die.' And that FACT renders anything you have to say about it MEANINGLESS. That is what you don't seem to understand with you stupid ass. As long as there is even a single person is on my side IN EITHER DIRECTION (meaning for or against child murder)... What YOU are doing to ME will only ever harm people other than me. Where are the whistle blowers? One of them is dead. So no. You are wrong. And a retard. Why would I listen to you?"

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

Don't pay the wrong person

I'm serious guys. My manager just said I'm getting fired so I swear to fucking God if you try to work me to death and leave me for dead it is going to be little-girl-stab o'clock.

Hym "Don't pay the wrong person."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025