Tampon Vampire

Where a male/female likes to suck on used tampons (usually with blood on it)

My boyfriend is the Tampon Vampire

by nfgchvb March 18, 2017

Vampire nipple

When you go to pop a pimple on your chest and it starts bleeding like a motherfucker.

Dude 1: "dude, this zit on my chest, I fucking popped it and it's bleeding like a motherfucker!"
Dude 2: "Oh dude, you got a fucking vampire nipple!"

by DryHumpingandHeavyPetting22 January 16, 2016

Vampire Nuggets

Name given to a used tampon.

Ladies please refrain from flushing your Vampire Nuggets down the loo.

It's that time of the month, better ask Stacy if she has any Vampire Nuggets.

by sneakygoat November 16, 2011

Ass Vampire

Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.

Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”

*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*

Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)

by The PM June 6, 2018

Vampire text

It is made by someone who texts you after the sun goes down because they have nothing else to and you become their time-suck.

I never hear from her unless it’s a vampire text.

by Governor7687 December 31, 2017

Vampire Joint

A premium weed receptacle. The mother of all cross joints. It has teeth. And a little cape. A true piece of art.

Can you do a vampire joint?
Fuck yeah I can.

Awesome.

by Stylo77 June 3, 2022

Vampire Milk

Vampire Milk is when a woman during her period uses a blood clot to mix in with milk, making it chunky and sort of red. Specialized if made with tit milk.

“Hey Mollie! that blood clot you had was HUGE yesterday! You should use it for your Vampire Milk!”

by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020