Traffic Twitter

(n.) Pejorative slang for bumper stickers, particularly those of a political nature. Coined by popular political and social commentator Jon Oliver.

Sometimes during rush hour, I'll read the traffic twitter on some of the other cars to pass the time.

by davidcpuffer April 25, 2022

Twitter diplomacy

Managing international relations via the use of Twitter -- i.e. in 140 characters or less. Lately the preferred method of action from the President of the United States, Donald trump.

Here is an example of Twitter diplomacy: "Iran is playing with fire - they don't appreciate how "kind" President Obama was to them. Not me! "(@ReadDonaldTrump)- Twitter Feb 3, 2017. In response to Iran's ballistic missile test.

by GirlFroggie February 13, 2017

Twitter Kale

When vegetarians/vegans get into a fight on Twitter; Twitter beef but for vegetarians/ vegans

-"wow, did you see that Twitter beef?"
~"actually it was Twitter kale, they were vegans."

by Big_Trouty July 13, 2016

Twitter no-life

When You spend your life on Twitter canceling people cus u got no other meaningful thing else to do

Uh oh the twitter no-lifes are gonna kill me

. I think I'm a Twitter no life

by Sydkqudiakshf April 30, 2022

twitter hoe

a male or females who gets around on twitter

synonyms:
twitter thot, twitter eater, twitter buster, twitter slut

"you know anthony swanson on twitter?"
"yeah girl he such a twitter hoe!"

by chyeeah July 5, 2016

Jamil on twitter

@Jamil4PF is his current Twitter handle, he is a kid who thrives to seek Attention from many people. He Has no friends and his family doesn’t care about him which is sad as it seems. He will achieve nothing in life. He will get no women and no friends. He is pathetic and needs help. He is Literally everywhere, every tweet you see he is in the comments like a sad no life reply guy he is.

“Yo you seen Jamil on twitter?

Nah bruh that mf is irrelevant

by ThatOneGayMF October 15, 2020

twitter lesbian

a girl who keeps identifying as a lesbian on social media, posting about wanting to have a girlfriend to get clout and sympathy likes, until she finds a boyfriend and everything is dimissed

person A: wasn't clary a lesbian? why is she tweeting about having a boyfriend now
person B: oh it's cause she's a twitter lesbian, saying she's a lesbian only cause it seemed more cool and oppressed than being bi or straight

by johnny4fears February 2, 2020