turkish ham sandwich

When an exceptionally dirty person slaps their cock on another person's face, leaving a trail of grime and slime in the shape of said cock. For added effect, one may place a piece of bread on the "hammed" person's now greasy face.

After the hobo raped that bitch, he gave her the good old Turkish Ham Sandwich.

by Task force master Cooley October 20, 2013

Turks

Mother fucking Bastards. FUCK THEM BITHCES!! THEY STILL DENY GENOCIDE, LET THEM BURN IN HELL< FUCK THEM!!!!!!

3 year old bill: what are Turks?

Mom: FUCKING BASTARDs

by Randomdude8733 May 3, 2022

Turkish Delight

When you penetrate a black woman's anus to the point blood trickles out down between the cheeks - resembling a turkish delight chocolate.

Mate that bird was so fine I'd make her a turkish delight.

by Lt Chil May 26, 2018

turkish

the worst of the worst, the most annoying human being, if it can even be called a human being. the most fucking ANNOYING THING THAT WILL NOT LET YOU LIVE A NORMAL LIFE AND FORCE YOU TO RAGEQUIT WHATEVER YOU MET IT IN, ONLINE. truly the worst fucking nigger imaginable, ruining everything it can find. WORSE THAN HITLER

person 1: "omg these turkish niggers are so fucking annoying what the fuck"
turk 1: "turk?"
turk 2: "TURKiSH"
turk 3: "TRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRT"
turk 4: "TR?"
turk 5: "YES TR"
turk 6: "TR TURK"
turk 7: "YES ME iS TURK"
turk 8: "TURKiYE???"
person 1: *quietly leaves the chat*

by Random autist November 20, 2018

turkish soft serve

when one is taking a shit and it coils around itself perfectly as if it were on a sugar cone

dude 1: i made a turkish soft serve last night
dude 2: yum

by boondogle September 24, 2009

Turksplain

To tell kurds and other minority groups oppressed by the Turkish state, what they think and feel.

Kurdish human rights activist: (explains systematic oppression of Kurds by the Turkish state)
Turkish nationalists or AKP supporters: "No! All kürts love Türkiye! I have had a kürtiş neighbor, I know best."
Kurdish human rights activist: Stop turksplaining!

by e4tt December 24, 2018

Turkish Turban

when you are fucking a girl and you dont have a condom so you take her turban wrap it around your cock bang her then once you have jizzed put it back on her head

damn! i should have ran out and got condoms, instead i had to turkish turban that bitch

by DBEEEBSS April 16, 2008