turbelsonitosis

A condition where your ears get so cold you might actually go deaf and die, the only cure is the thighs of a thick legged woman around your head.

I got turbelsonitosis man
shit are u taking care of it
yeah i got this goth chick whose thighs i sleep in

by darkyyyyyy February 16, 2021

target dog

Dog from target with fucking target around it's eye that could beat your ass.

Man: is that target dog?
Other Man: dude run it is target dog!

by poopassnigger February 19, 2021

Tungered

When you don't want to read about the Polish losing their land again so you procrastinate on euro homework.

Tunger: he created a verb based on my name for procrastination
Tunger: please let me out of this class
You: What verb?
Tunger: Tungered

by ccans March 10, 2021

turedofit

tired of your shit beyound tured tired of it

Ah let's get up she's tripping, i'm turedofit tured-of-it

by SHIFTD March 11, 2021

Target Special

When someone is giving you a blowjob and you shoot them in the thigh so that they bite your dick, then you spin around so that the blood from your dick and the gunshot wound make the target logo on the floor.

I gave a hooker the target special in Cancun over winter break.

by White Obama :) January 27, 2021

Target CD

A mediocre compact disc that was manufactured by Wea (Warner-Elektra-Atlantic) from late 1982-till summer 1985. Made in Japan or West Germany. The reason why they call them targets because of the target design in the Disc. People pay stupid amounts of money on them, because they supposedly sound better than the remasters.

Mac: hey man that prince target CD sound good?
Dale: it cost me an arm an a leg

by Western Tunesmith February 7, 2021

Target

A kpop boygroup under KJ entertainment that has 7 members
Target debuted in January 24 2018

Seulchan (Leader) • April 25 1994

G.I • June 25 1993

Zeth • September 1 1995

Boun • June 25 1996

Roi • June 12 1996

Hyun • June 11 1996

Woojin • November 28 1998

Person 1: Do you know this kpop group Target?
Person 2: No, what’s that?
Person 1: Target is an amazing underrated kpop group you should check out
Person 2: Okay I will thanks♡︎

by Straykids4ever0325 April 23, 2021