poke-a-tunnel

The result of a rapid/long lasting facebook poke war

Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death

Person 1: Hey man, what ever happened to our poke war?

Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.

Person 1: ... bummer.

Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..

by fury of a taco September 1, 2011

Funk Tunnel

Another term for butthole

Want to explore my funk tunnel baby...

by Squatch10 February 10, 2019

Bovarian tunnel dragon

When you throat fuck a girl and punch her in the eyes right before you blow

I have that bitch a bovarian tunnel dragon at that party last weekend bro!

by Huf69 January 12, 2018

Wind Tunneling

When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.

Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.

by TheHorburyRazzer April 15, 2025

The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.

If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.

by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024

Tunneling

A behavioral pattern found in markets where the price of product stays in-between a given ranger for an extended period of time. When graphed one can see price bouncing between two almost physical barriers, causing the trend to go sideways. This behavior has claimed the lives of many traders' accounts and has caused thousands of people to go on tilt. Do not fall the trap of tunneling.

Person 1 - How was trading JPY today?
Person 2 - I might as well have rolled a Rari.
Person 1- oh?

Person 2 - Fuckin' tunneling
Person 1 - Fuckin' tunneling

by Ranch_Meee_Investigate_311 September 9, 2021

Cheese tunnel

When you finger a girl after eating cheetos.

I had been elbows deep in a bag of cheetos and my fingers were covered in cheetos dust so when I went knuckles deep in her, she got the ole cheese tunnel.

by ProfessionalAvocado October 5, 2024