by Quirty1278 October 28, 2023
Get the Wine Drunk mug.To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.
by lekjen December 22, 2023
Get the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass mug.A disease in which my body does not turn grapes into wine. Therefore, I must take daily supplements.
by MyWinery December 23, 2023
Get the Wine-or-die-tis mug.The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.
“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”
by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023
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"Did you hear Jared is uncircumcised?"
"Yea, apparently Linda doesn't mind."
"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."
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"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."
by Nails&dice January 14, 2024
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I got drunk off iced Pinot noir and opened a pair of crotchless panties and a vibrator at this years wines and gines party!
by GAAS January 25, 2024
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