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Wine Drunk

Girs best friend. It’s a messy night when your wine drunk
by Quirty1278 October 28, 2023
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Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass

To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.
"Thomas came over last night and he let me preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass. "
by lekjen December 22, 2023
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Wine-or-die-tis

A disease in which my body does not turn grapes into wine. Therefore, I must take daily supplements.
I’ve got wine-or-die-tis.
by MyWinery December 23, 2023
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The Wine Chair

The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.
“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”
by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023
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Wine tasting

When a man with an uncircumcised penis has sex with a woman on her period. In reference to how a uncircumcised penis has dick cheese and menstrual blood is red like wine.
"Did you hear Jared is uncircumcised?"
"Yea, apparently Linda doesn't mind."
"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."
by Nails&dice January 14, 2024
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wines and gines

An exchange in which a group of girls gets so drunk on wine whilst simultaneously exchanging foul vagina themed paraphernalia
I got drunk off iced Pinot noir and opened a pair of crotchless panties and a vibrator at this years wines and gines party!
by GAAS January 25, 2024
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tall glasses of wine

by hugetallglassesofwine April 24, 2023
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