Captain Chromosome

1. a nickname for a person who is so unbelievably stupid that they fuck up even the most basic of tasks
2. another way of telling someone they have way too many chromosomes
3. a way to call someone retarded

"Nice going, Captain Chromosome, you fucked the whole thing up"

by DinoLG September 3, 2021

captain merica

That one dude who is overly American (e.g. Eating hot dogs and going to baseball games)

Boy, he is such a captain merica

by Mrwat February 1, 2017

The Captain’s Surprise

Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
( verb)

The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.

“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”

by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023

Captain Flameheart

Big fucking red face in the sky and if you go near him he will make your life hell.

POV: your first time seeing him…
“Ima go near that big fucking red thing in the sky”
*hell goes upon captain flameheart and dies*
“Fuck this game”

by BaconFantasy349 August 7, 2021

captain cornflakes

Someone who really does not like the n word...

I said the n word on Captain Cornflakes stream, karma is an n word

by I am a fucking cunt March 1, 2017

Captain marvel

If Hitler was born as a blond female…..

Yeah nobody like captain marvel

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022

captain buddick

A man whose penis cannot be felt during intercourse

My friends name is Iain or Captain Buddick

by joelykins12 November 26, 2011