by victorSDSU October 14, 2006
when you do a roman helmet (aka place your penis between a girls eyes so that it looks like she's wearing a helmet) and she wakes up to the view of penis in the morning.
by nonono November 08, 2007
Something you say to a girl who thinks she's too hot to associate with people unless they're rich or famous and acts either cold or like a bitch to everyone else. Usually, she has no other skills or qualities to fall back on once she gets old and fat.
1) You ask a girl on a date and she asks what kind of car you drive.
Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
2) You try to say hello to a hot girl as she approaches the line to a club, but she passes you and the rest of the line to the front to try to seduce the door-man.
Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
3) You buy a girl a drink, which she accepts, and then she tells you she has a boyfriend and walks away.
Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
2) You try to say hello to a hot girl as she approaches the line to a club, but she passes you and the rest of the line to the front to try to seduce the door-man.
Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
3) You buy a girl a drink, which she accepts, and then she tells you she has a boyfriend and walks away.
Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
by Chemlight January 07, 2014
The point of the day that the goon drinking must take place accompanied by the song undertakers thirst for revenge is unquenchable- Chiodos :)
someone: hey man im soo sick!
different someone: fuck you have to drowned your sickness :O and look at the time its Goon O' Clock!
different someone: fuck you have to drowned your sickness :O and look at the time its Goon O' Clock!
by Mr. jenny mason November 25, 2009
Boss: "Why are you late?"
Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."
Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."
by CAC123 September 20, 2013
The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.
I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!
by Almalphia September 27, 2010
by sidelock2 January 25, 2008