clocking her weasel

A word used to describe female masterbation.

Mainly used in San Diego State area.
The Girl was clocking her weasel, I know dude she cant get no dick
by victorSDSU October 14, 2006
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roman alarm clock

when you do a roman helmet (aka place your penis between a girls eyes so that it looks like she's wearing a helmet) and she wakes up to the view of penis in the morning.
"the bitch was sleeping so i decided to wake her with the ol' roman alarm clock"
by nonono November 08, 2007
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Clock's ticking bitch!

Something you say to a girl who thinks she's too hot to associate with people unless they're rich or famous and acts either cold or like a bitch to everyone else. Usually, she has no other skills or qualities to fall back on once she gets old and fat.
1) You ask a girl on a date and she asks what kind of car you drive.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

2) You try to say hello to a hot girl as she approaches the line to a club, but she passes you and the rest of the line to the front to try to seduce the door-man.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

3) You buy a girl a drink, which she accepts, and then she tells you she has a boyfriend and walks away.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
by Chemlight January 07, 2014
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Goon O' Clock

The point of the day that the goon drinking must take place accompanied by the song undertakers thirst for revenge is unquenchable- Chiodos :)
someone: hey man im soo sick!
different someone: fuck you have to drowned your sickness :O and look at the time its Goon O' Clock!
by Mr. jenny mason November 25, 2009
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Chinese Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the middle of the night with diarrhea after eating bad chinese food.
Boss: "Why are you late?"

Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."
by CAC123 September 20, 2013
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wobbleknocker alarm clock

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.
I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!
by Almalphia September 27, 2010
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prod alarm clock

The use of morning wood to wake your loving partner.
Good morning dear, I think I hear the prod alarm clock going off.
by sidelock2 January 25, 2008
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