Slang term for a female condom, due to it being a curtain between a storm of male semen and the whom.
Fatty: Yo baby I aint wearing no condom because my doctor dun say i cant make babys in July.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.
by Hortance_the_mule_faced_doll April 2, 2010
Get the storm curtainmug. That guy that's right there ready to swoop in on your girl the moment he sees 'trouble in paradise'. He's a homie to all the bros, just waiting for that perfect moment to be the oh so convenient rebound guy for her moment of weakness.
by EmKayJ January 24, 2023
Get the Sean Snow Stormmug. The most sexy boy you will ever meet with a huge cock that will make you roll your eyes so far back that they will get stuck
by Gimmesomeofthatcreamysauce January 19, 2022
Get the Stormmug. Person 1: watch out for the storm. you're playin' fortnite ya know.
Person 2: Storm schmorm. thing can lick my fuckin' balls
Person 2: Storm schmorm. thing can lick my fuckin' balls
by FORTNITE FUNNIE$ November 14, 2019
Get the Storm schmormmug. pursuing a sexual relationship with a person self-identifying as native American, aboriginal or indigenous
by FoxDeltaPop July 22, 2012
Get the storming the teepeemug. Term referring to a severe storm that occurs within a metropolitan and/or city like area as opposed to a rural or regional area. The storm is sudden in nature, and usually brings about servere rainfall, wind speeds and flooding. Not to be confused with storms that occur on Christmas.
The City of Gold Coast was just hit by a Christmas Storm last week, the entire City is still recovering from the damage they even had a tornado, and it's not even Christmas yet!!
by Rasputin ASF June 28, 2025
Get the A Christmas Stormmug. by Definitelynotstorm December 5, 2021
Get the Stormmug.