Squeeze Lungs

noun.

- the process where one inhales too quick, that his lungs begin to constrict rather than expand, Therefore leaving that person wheezing and coughing for air.

"Be careful when you kill it. Don't hit it too fast and get squeeze lungs."

by #iMadeinstagram September 16, 2014

squeeze it in the sink

Where a male cums and doesn't have a towel to let his swimmer go in so he puts his pp in the sink to wash it off.

Mom didn't do laundry last night so I had to squeeze it in the sink.

by Friday April 9, 2019

Squeezing

To bust a nut.

She rubbed it just right I started squeezing

by Eat organic, avoid bioengineer November 12, 2023

squeezing ween

The act of procrastination by jerking off.

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".

by Clydexmusic May 13, 2022

Squeezed Iron

A bullet, as it is cruising through the air after being shot from a gun. (Slang, not used in by real ballistics scientists)

"Maaaaaaan, this hood rat was complainin' about how he broke, I put some squeezed iron through his head. He say he broke? Now he dead broke."

"The last thing I want is squeezed iron all over this place."

by Resident of Killadelphia April 20, 2010

squeezing the olive

Having a poo

I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive

by chrisbibby August 16, 2018

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024