Simon

The best person ever honestly just so great and amazing there truly aren’t many words to describe them they are the most sweet or kind person you’ll ever meet and you should count yourself so lucky to be friends with one their so fun to be around and could talk to one for hours just so great

Simon is so fun we talk all the time if I could I’d spend every minute of every day with them!

by Ambe_r November 1, 2022

Simon

Cute guy that takes the biggest fists up his bubble but

- Oh wow, that guy has a real hungry asshole!
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.

by ButtmanSimon November 22, 2021

Simon

weird creep.

Simon is such a weird creep

by anonymous July 13, 2023

Joe Simon

Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.

Tony: "My car is broken."
Bob: "You need a Joe Simon."

by Big Dick Cheney Junior March 31, 2024

Simone

simone is a very attractive boy. he is very self-critical and ambitious, but also very self-absorbed. He has brown hair and brown hair. he is usually from italy. He is handsome and not ashamed of himself. He's not a relationship type, but he's got a nice side too. He is extremely good at science subjects but absolutely not very good at drawing. He is sporty. He doesn't do anything in favor of others as long as he doesn't see any profit for himself. He is very fond of snacks. He is secretly monitored by the Russian mafia. He is the best Boyfriend you could imagine.

Simone makes a lot of poop

by PokemoneaterSUS November 21, 2021

Simon Berry

Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.

Simon Berry is pretty cool.
Soccer is Simon Berry’s middle name.

by 74)45286482&!;! June 13, 2020

Simon

Simon pronounced in Latin “ kiss ass “ is exactly what he says on “ la tin “ … usually found de weeding commercial properties he doesn’t own or kiss assing personal trainers with coffee machines . Usually has two memberships to any gym he joins .

“ oh Great Simon’s just turned up , shall we get him to paint the gym walls today or scrub the skids off the toilets ? “

by Old time November 23, 2021