Bowman is ghetto af and old. People petty and fake everyone there is a hoe and teachers are annoying as hell and everyone there is ugly
by Iamastayoushouldstanstraykidst March 19, 2019
Get the Bowman Middle Schoolmug. the most…middle school out there. it’s the home of the lancers, and despite the fact that lancers are men who ride horses and kill people, our lancer code is to be respectful, be responsible, and be safe.
despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
by mitski enthusiast May 8, 2022
Get the longfellow middle schoolmug. Legit the worst school in America. Altho we do hav sum of the thiccest bitches, they are kinda ugly. This is where the famous Anom is found in the wild.
by totallycoolperson May 11, 2019
Get the Woodmere Middle Schoolmug. A middle school in Berkeley heights New Jersey. Every corner you turn there is a group of extremely white privileged kids. I could probably count 2 black kids in the whole school and the school lunches taste like dog ass. The pizza is so fucking dry and anything I eat there makes me want to kill myself. The new principal is very strict do not attend this school.
“Bro im going to Colombia middle school”
“Bro.”
“What”
“Id rather kill myself”
“Why”
“Too many crackers”
“Bro.”
“What”
“Id rather kill myself”
“Why”
“Too many crackers”
by Colombia hater April 4, 2022
Get the Colombia middle schoolmug. A middle school that has mostly horrible teachers. Kids that smell like shit. That is run by a group called the Becky’s. There are Becky boys and Becky girls. The Becky boys are annoying and think their funny, but half the school wants to be them. Most of their only friends outside of group are some of the Becky girls, and the three coolest of the Becky boys have a lot of friends outside BMS like in high school. So they think there really cool, but there just assholes. The Becky girls are all competing and have a social high archery inside there own group. There is one number one, then two bellow that hate each other but still like the number one. One of the number twos acts like she’s number one but she’s just annoying. Everyone after is kind of even in popularity, but they all want to be number one. Then there’s a whole other group of Becky’s (want to be Becky’s) that are irrelevant basic bitches. Becky number one has friends out side of BMS so do Becky number 2s but other then that there all losers that fight with there own “friends” all the time. The rest of the school is basically split into three groups the ppl that hate the Becky’s except a couple nice ones that are popular for being nice and funny (like Becky number one), the people that wants to be them, and the kids that pick there nose and sit alone at lunch and have long crusty hair.
Person: “Do you like your Berkshire Middle School?”
Student: “No it’s full of Becky Bitches and assholes, horrible teachers, and stank ass hoes.”
Student: “No it’s full of Becky Bitches and assholes, horrible teachers, and stank ass hoes.”
by goblue April 18, 2019
Get the berkshire middle schoolmug. by Maeliegh October 6, 2019
Get the Yulee middle schoolmug. This school is an absolute NIGHTMARE this is the last place u would wanna go to. It's a literal hellhole here. Most of the teacher are crusty, cranky old people. The hallways deadass smell like the zoo all the time. the kids are bitches and most of them have lost their virginity at 11 years old. I would rather get hit in the head with a baseball bat 1000 times, step on all the legos in the world, and get hit by a train than go to this school. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT
Ballyshannon middle school is hell
by EAT MY PANTS June 22, 2021
Get the Ballyshannon Middle Schoolmug.