by ohboyhereitgoes March 18, 2023
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025
Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
by Leon 11037 May 01, 2018
by Social Media Expert December 05, 2021
by AnudaJaniceRobles July 13, 2025
a boyfriend and girlfriend who both appear to be on their period when they are with or without each other.
by Fuck yes May 21, 2015
when he looks outside the bus window at u while smiling and wont stop looking at you while you shyly look up and everyone can see him staring and smiling
random girl: ‘whys he staring at her sm?’
demarcus cousin the third: ‘because hes in love look at that smile hes showing all his teeth thats such couple goals!’
random girl: ‘hes kinda short tho’
demarcus cousin the third: ‘because hes in love look at that smile hes showing all his teeth thats such couple goals!’
random girl: ‘hes kinda short tho’
by batty boy thick June 12, 2023