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by Bcar10 November 28, 2013
Get the Brooke and Summermug. The sexiest man in the whole multiverse. Anyone with the name “kolby brooks” has the biggest dick ever and is worshiped by woman for no reason other than the size of his dick. The name “kolby brooks” comes from momma April and the man himself Jeff.
Girl: Hey is that “kolby brooks”?
Girl 2: Yeah, heard he has a massive dick!
Girl: I need to worship him now.
Girl 2: Yeah, heard he has a massive dick!
Girl: I need to worship him now.
by Cheese The Grater June 4, 2020
Get the kolby brooksmug. Troyal Garth Brooks is primarily known as a country music super star whose success has spanned two decades. Some little known trivia about Garth Brooks include: He is a gay rights advocate, he had brief career playing baseball professionally and HE INVENTED THE TACO PIZZA. Not even kidding. His wife AKA Trisha Friggin Yearwood who also is multi-talented and a chef said so. She casually indicated in an episode of Trisha's Southern Kitchen (Season 3 Episode 5), that indeed the 22 Academy of Country Music Awards winner himself, created the Taco Pizza. Not just a version of the taco pizza, but the concept of putting taco stuff on a pizza came from Garth Brooks. Don't believe me, do your own research.
Me: "Hey do you like taco pizza?"
Anyone who will listen: "Yah, I guess..."
Me: "You can thank Garth Brooks, the Rodeo man himself for that"
Anyone who will listen: "Yah, I guess..."
Me: "You can thank Garth Brooks, the Rodeo man himself for that"
by anonymous September 7, 2020
Get the Garth Brooksmug. by Horny lil boi August 28, 2009
Get the brooking arranmug. by anonymous September 30, 2021
Get the brooks dickmug. A verb describing action that is successful, and which is emblematic of the Soldier, Philanthropist, and Investor Josh Brooks. Action of this nature includes: a) assessing and understanding a dynamic or ambiguous situation, b) determining what needs to be accomplished, c) creating and resourcing a plan, and d) successfully implementing the plan and achieving the desired outcome. Although thoroughly planned and sufficiently resourced, Josh Brooks-style action that can appear to be improvised, with the appearance that the outcome remains uncertain long after success has been ensured.
The gatekeeper was sandbagging me, so I Josh Brooks'ed that shit and went directly to the decision maker.
by Kid Brooks August 11, 2019
Get the Josh Brooksmug. A Flaming Homosexual male on a chat site, Currently holding over 800 posts. Always tries to get away from a person called BrotherHood, yet he was peed on by him and stabbed multiple times.
by ElvenBrooks December 9, 2008
Get the Elven Brooksmug.