Snailed

When a woman sits on a man’s face during sex with full force instead of simply hovering over it, resulting in his death.

“She actually sat on his face man”

“Really? Yo, homeboy got snailed.”

by OurLordAndSaviorJeebusCripes July 09, 2022

Snailed

When a guy cums into a girl and she forcibly slides her pussy up over his chest and onto his face.

“Damn, I got snailed by that bitch last night”

by Sexy-Rabbi July 20, 2019

Snailed

After a girl is cream pied she rubs her vagina on someone

After we had sex she got on top of me and snailed me.

by Cheebaguy27 February 24, 2022

Barking Snail

a premature ejaculating micro penis

i really likes this guy but he turned out to be a barking snail

by bght33 July 24, 2020

Fire Snail

a black female who is attracted to the white male.

Serena Williams is attracted to Michael Phelps, she is a Fire Snail.

by Shiesty Tyler October 17, 2022

Snail-Eyed

(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.

(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).

William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.

by TheShiningRod April 06, 2014

brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< August 25, 2011