Snail

Fucking worst possible thing to exist

Paulio: I love snails

God: *Smites Paul*

Also God: I didnt mean to make snails.

by PaganDwarf April 7, 2019

Texas Snail Trail

When a girl eats a pound of chipotle beans and sits on your face.

Bro that girl gave me the craziest Texas Snail Trail (TST) last week.

by Realmafia124 February 24, 2024

Wow Snails

1. Something funny that just happened.

2. Initials for anyone with S. Nails
other meanings unknown but it doesnt mean sexy ladies or pussy.

1. Wow Snails, can you believe how he fell like that? It was hilarious.

2. Hey S. Nails!

by Jake the Blinger December 14, 2009

Snail

Stupid person

He had the vocabulary of a snail.

by Snailboylover October 16, 2019

snail fish

a person who is not the imposter. the person that calls someone a snail fish is often also the imposter

UR DEFINETLY A SNAIL FISH
THEN UR THE IMPOSTER

by antonymous123 September 27, 2021

Slimey snail dick

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female

Man go eat slimey snail dick bitch

by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024

Shitload of snails

Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.

Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?

by Gotcha126 April 21, 2018