semen sight

When a guy jacks off and nuts in his own eye or his girl's eye
Girl-you got cum in my eye
Guy-haha bitch now you got semen sight 😹😹
by BitchDontTalkToMe October 11, 2015
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semen tossing

When you toss semen.
The words are genuinely used when semen is tossed on someone's face but they could applied anywhere as long as semen is being tossed.
Have you been doing some semen tossing lately?
Yea man but this time it wasn't his face.
by grinder4lyf February 26, 2016
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dream semen

The product of air master bation.

Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.

-Facts about Dream Semen-

Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.

I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.

Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.

Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.

Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds

Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.
Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.
by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017
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semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.
Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020
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slurpin on semen

you be slurpin on man cum
yo did u see david slurpin on semen?
by tobythe god September 15, 2021
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Semen Grenade

The term “semen granade” is a used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims
Poor Sean, he was the victim of a “semen grenade” attack last week.
He still hasn’t recovered…
by July 24, 2023
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Semen Grenade

The term “semen granade” is used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims.
Poor Sean, he was the victim of a violent “Semen Grenade” attack last week. He hasn’t recovered since…
by July 24, 2023
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