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Semen Succulent

A plant made of of jizz, collecting and grown by a BDSM dominatrix from his/her slaves. After it blooms, the dominatrix eats the blooms.
I finally have enough jizz for my Semen Succulent! James was my last subject, I can't believe the big load he burst!
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Semen Sam

An autistic kid who likes to browse the urban dictionary. Hes shit at golf and has a hot sister named amelia. He makes weird noises too
Bro Semen Sam is sus and i think he lives in sussex
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Semen frisbee

When you nut on a plate. Freeze it. And then throw it and a girl catches it her mouth
Person1:Dude my girl wanted me to give her a semen frisbee last night.

Person2: wow she must be a freak!
by TheRealCoochieMan. February 24, 2021
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Semenals

I didn't mean to, but when I climaxed I got Semenals in her hair!
by Expoiv August 8, 2011
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semen

semen is the good stuff that cums haha get it out of your genitalia
Yes I do have a PhD in semen don't ask again.
Example:
Person: That movie was so nice! What was your favorite part?
Another Person: Semen
Person: W-what?
Another Person: Semen
Person: Fuck, I knew it
by Average Discord Moderator April 20, 2024
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semen rifle

Sarah and I had fun last night with my semen rifle and her vajayjay
by ThatCreepyPerson April 23, 2014
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bust semen not skulls

In reference to the saying "make love not war", means the exact same thing.
At the war protest someone had a sign that said "bust semen not skulls."
by famallama May 5, 2010
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