Being inebriated beyond the point of being able to eat. Word originated from people being so drunk they wanted to eat a honey butter chicken biscuit sandwich from Whataburger, but halfway through their meal, they passed out face first into their plate.
"you ever just been totally plated?"
"waaat bro? what's plated?"
"pshhh, you boob. you don't know what plated means?"
"naw dawg. tell me!"
"it's when you're so drunk, half way through eating your food you pass out on your plate."
"lmao, yeah man, i've totally been plated before."
"waaat bro? what's plated?"
"pshhh, you boob. you don't know what plated means?"
"naw dawg. tell me!"
"it's when you're so drunk, half way through eating your food you pass out on your plate."
"lmao, yeah man, i've totally been plated before."
by GalacticDong October 8, 2018
Get the Platedmug. When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.
My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.
by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022
Get the Plate Jobmug. when someone says a bad joke, you take their plates, but when they same something funny, you give them plates
by academicweapon5000 October 14, 2022
Get the platesmug. by icecoldblizzard June 12, 2023
Get the white platemug. Someone you only call late at night when you're drunk and want to hook up, but wouldn't actually date or hang out with. Derives from late night plates of terrible food at diners that are only acceptable after 3am.
"I didn't meet anyone cool at the party last night, so I called up my late plate."
"Kristen, that guy never texts you except after midnight, when he's drunk and wants to get laid. He's late plating you!"
"Kristen, that guy never texts you except after midnight, when he's drunk and wants to get laid. He's late plating you!"
by JGrizz November 6, 2013
Get the late platemug. by Rapid tongue April 12, 2017
Get the Plate gamemug. • A very delusional, ignorant, oblivious female.
• She stays in the same cycles of her life because she can’t move on.
• She ends up looking dumb in the end.
• She gets played around like a toy.
(Female term for delusional girls, can be used for a foe, a fake female, someone you use, ect)
• She stays in the same cycles of her life because she can’t move on.
• She ends up looking dumb in the end.
• She gets played around like a toy.
(Female term for delusional girls, can be used for a foe, a fake female, someone you use, ect)
She’s really a plate that’s why she won’t leave him alone.
Wait until that shit crash down on her plate ass.
Wait until that shit crash down on her plate ass.
by Barbie Kash October 12, 2023
Get the Platemug.