Mommy

A mother of a child

Now stop searching mommy on a dictionary and go touch grass you weirdos

by -$l33py-m0øn- June 30, 2022

mommy

it's me. I'm ur mommy.

"im ur sexy mommy"

by BBUDONTKIT January 18, 2022

Mommy

A word a dominating woman in a relationship or a woman who acts like a mother to their s/o

"Baby can u come over here"
"Yes mommy"

by Bananisnice January 15, 2022

Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"

by Rizzonomics October 14, 2022

woof woof mommy

damm you kinky ? probably has a mommy kink ngl

someone damm that girl looks fine af

someone2 on god woof woof mommy drools

by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 9, 2023

Mommy Pee break

A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.

Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!

Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.

Candice: FML

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

Mommy

Izzy

Izzy? Oh you mean mommy.

by Yourabutthead November 22, 2021