Salty Milkshake

A milkshake with Cum in it

I made her a nice salty milkshake

by TheRandomManInYourYard February 28, 2024

Strawberry Milkshake

when you Cum on a girls face then blow your brains out over her

"I feel like traumatizing that bitch Mindy, Imma give her a Strawberry Milkshake"

by Shellshocked2350 September 21, 2023

Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.

Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!

Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive

by amogusbruh21youstupid September 28, 2024

mar-a-lago milkshake

The act of cumming into a cup of ice cream, making an ex pornstar eat said ice cream and then paying her off to never mention your tiny mushroom penis.

I gave that broad a mar-a-lago milkshake and paid her to leave.

by Dirty Donny T April 11, 2024

kansas city milkshake

You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.

“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”

by Ataenzl July 14, 2022

poliwog milkshake

Boy goo, cum, guy goo, jizzum, little swimmers, all swallowed after a blow-job. The end result of a swallowed suck session.

Your Mom is a proper lady. She doesn't spit. She guzzled my full load of Poliwog Milkshake.

by RedwoodRed June 25, 2024

Human milkshake

The act of giving one person an enema of milk, finding a slope of land to then roll them down and then proceeding to insert a straw in their rectum and drink the contents of the milk and shit which have then combined.

Hey Lisa, are you ready for your monthly human milkshake

Yes Bob, make it an extra cold one.

by ..ms.. April 5, 2023