Initially designed as a tecnique of sexual drive preservation between two people remaining in a long-term relationship.
A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.
Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.
Example of the octopus method.
To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.
Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.
Example of the octopus method.
To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
I was with a bird yesterday and had about 1000 farts I needed to get rid of. Saved myself using The Octopus Method
by DJ Kopek October 6, 2023
Get the The Octopus Methodmug. by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025
Get the Rubber Ducky Methodmug. When you’re banned from Carti Hub so you make another account by the name of “Sbeve” to rule revenge by sending scat pornography with a rose-colored gaping butthole.
“BRO WTF”
Soul: ,lock
Soul: ,ban @sbeve
Bleed: 👍
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“Yo why is this guy sending scat porn”
Chat: He just did The Billy Method.
Soul: ,lock
Soul: ,ban @sbeve
Bleed: 👍
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“Yo why is this guy sending scat porn”
Chat: He just did The Billy Method.
by niggapenis2k15buttcheeks September 1, 2023
Get the The Billy Methodmug. "So, what will we do about the famine?"
"Archoleo-Botond-Method for the win! That way noone will feel hungry anymore!"
"Yes... But I have some concerns..."
"Nothing a nuke can't solve!"
"Archoleo-Botond-Method for the win! That way noone will feel hungry anymore!"
"Yes... But I have some concerns..."
"Nothing a nuke can't solve!"
by Nihilux July 4, 2024
Get the Archoleo-Botond-Methodmug. You will need two people, a car, and an unsuspecting victim. This is the act of having sexual intercouse with someone in the back seat of the car while your friend is in the trunk of the car. The friend in the trunk usually does stuff to interrupt the act such as moaning, controlling the music, or making noises. After the act is over, the friend gets of out the trunk and makes his presence known while also making the sexual partner sit in the back seat while you drive them home.
by Gorpmaster December 14, 2024
Get the Trunk methodmug. My sister's name is Hope, and she doesn't take traditional birth control. Every month, she just hopes that she's not pregnant despite lots of unprotected sex. She swears it works all the time every time. I've switched to the Hope Method too, and so far so good.
She ordered pregnancy tests bulk on Amazon because she went off the pill and had just switched to the Hope Method.
by Probie517 June 7, 2018
Get the Hope Methodmug. A study technique used by students, mostly in college or university. It involves binge drinking the night before an exam/s and writing it hungover. This kills anxiety and stress since you are nursing a massive headache.
by tbvd ain uigrwnrvo ahin gu March 9, 2019
Get the Josmer Methodmug.