Just a Diet Coke

What you hear every Sunday when working at the McDonald's Drive-thu in Utah. Such a request comes from any Mormon who needs their holy juice after a good 'ol Zion sabbath day. Not to be confused with other caffinated beverages, Diet Coke is a great way to be pure in the sight of God while enjoying the fullness of times. Make sure not to give them a receipt or a friendly hello when they practically throw the money at you and speed to the second window.

Can't have any Coffee? No problem: Just a Diet Coke;
Less caffeine, more blessings.

by Schnazzle G April 26, 2017

steady diet of rabbit

If you’re on a “steady diet of rabbit”, it means you’re having tons of sex, aka screwing like rabbits.

Girl: “Judy seems different lately, she’s always so happy.”
Guy: “Oh that’s cause she’s been in a steady diet of rabbit ever since her and Joe got together.”

by TheCanon13 November 9, 2017

diet dr perky

the diet form of dr perky.

Top beverage in the mysterious nation of San Marino 2.

“no I ordered diet dr perky not dr perky”

“As a San Marino 2ian, diet dr perky is a normal part of my day-to-day diet.”

by fireatlas91_ May 13, 2023

diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock) ”
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

Blue Diet Coke

Blue Diet Coke is a drink the Persassy loves to drink. It’s essentially just Diet Coke dyed blue.

Do you want some Blue Diet Coke?

by percyspandapillopet November 30, 2020

The Chief Wiggum Diet

A lifestyle comprised primarily of donuts and alcohol, partaken in by those of an obese nature, not unlike the character Chief Wiggum from the popular TV series The Simpsons.

Hey girl, you pretty fat. You on The Chief Wiggum Diet?

by TheChadiestChad December 19, 2020

Diet Coke Button

A red button that Donald Trump pressed to get Diet Coke.

Person: "Hey did you know Donald Trump had a Diet Coke button?"

by random generic name January 22, 2021