A dumb bitch with a small dick who sucks at sex, has brown hair, and only brushes his teeth once a day.
by Pinoofy November 16, 2019
Get the Diego mug.Diego is the sweetest guy you will ever meet... He may be shy at times, but once you get to know him he is super friendly and is incredibly funny. He always knows how to make people smile when they are feeling down. It is very uncommon to see him without a jacket on... no matter how hot it is out. He is also veryyyy clumsy and spills everything... If you are friends with a Diego... you super lucky.
“Hey...that kid is sitting alone...”
“Oh.. let’s invite him over to sit with us”
“Sure!”
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“What’s your name?”
“Diego.”
“Oh.. let’s invite him over to sit with us”
“Sure!”
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“What’s your name?”
“Diego.”
by Human1245 November 19, 2019
Get the Diego mug.Your not safe if you even have contact with this thing, his gayness is to powerful, it’s like that one meme of the go thrusting his waste to a girl and the girl gets pregnant except it’s not a girl, it’s a guy
Diego’s mom:DIEGO STOP BEING SO GAY
Diego dad:*sound of air*
Diego sister:what you doing bro
Diego:how dare you,I only frek guys
Diego dad:*sound of air*
Diego sister:what you doing bro
Diego:how dare you,I only frek guys
by Diego The gay the 1 November 25, 2019
Get the Diego mug.Diego is a funny person who can make everyone laugh, he’s extremely outgoing and he can be serious when he needs to be, he’s a softie inside and is sensitive. He always make dirty minded jokes and it’s hilarious he can make you laugh whenever you need him to. You don’t want to lose him because he is your life in a way, you live him to death and you never want to lose him. Though he may not notice you, you will still always love him. Diego’s tend to be often extremely romantic and amazing.. you really want him but he won’t notice you as he’s busy playing soccer and sports, he has a ton of best friends for good reasons and you really need him..
Alex: is it true you and Diego are finally dating!!
Allondra: nope this has to be a dream he hates me!! I wish I were dating Diego though!
Allondra: nope this has to be a dream he hates me!! I wish I were dating Diego though!
by Hewwo:) April 5, 2019
Get the Diego mug.Diego Oregon is a wanna be special ed kid.he always comes inside our 4th period class room.say’s shit that no one wants to hear he gets into people business.annoyes everybody he thinks that he has friends but doesn’t he’s family need therapy bcz his sister ripped a dollar bill in half his mom and dad told Deigo to pee in a cup and they made her drink it
He wants to be funny but is NOT he’s jokes are cringe (p.s call the cops pls his family needs help)
He wants to be funny but is NOT he’s jokes are cringe (p.s call the cops pls his family needs help)
by Follow Diego is crack head on April 9, 2019
Get the Diego Oregon mug.Hands down the stupidest person you'll ever meet he's very funny but he can be very annoying and obnoxious and very horny. He is always fat no matter what he tries to tell you. When he gets drunk he always falls down the stairs. My name is Diego and my life is so sick I eat shit. No matter what he will always try to hit on a girl that is way out of his league. Hands down one of the best people to be friends with.
by Elizabeth added April 11, 2019
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