Big craigs crack dealership

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by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020

Craigs-enlist

When bringing somebody as backup to meet with people they definitely don't know or to just make sure you don't get murdered from the sheer irresponsibility that is Craigslist.

Neighbor 1: come on! I gotta go randomly try to make amends with somebody I pissed off a number of years ago when I was drunk.
Neighbor 2: fuck you! I'm not getting Craigs-enlisted in your goddamn, alcoholic bullshit, Mama's boy!

by '$^!-Mariner September 17, 2020

Craig mann

A person who is funny and beaks everyone’s ankles and never misses a shot in basketball and steamrolls kids in rugby

Your a Craig mann

by Chicken Mann August 16, 2020

Senator Craig's

Someone who sucks dick

Yo them dudes are such Senator Craig's

by Senator Craig 2 August 18, 2019

craig duffy

To wank one’s biological father off.

Hey dad, you look stressed. Could I Craig Duffy you?

by PoliticallyCorrect May 29, 2022

Craig

Craig, he’s a big stroking nonce, who really likes the smell of mouldy cheese and pickled onions. Craig also tends to be shit at cutting hair unless especially skin fades.

Wow, craig, what a fucking tosser

by Ostrich man November 22, 2021

Johnathon Craig

No one likes him. They love him they always are in the bed with him he has Blue Eyes and likes any girl that is sweet and pretty. He is never a heart breaker but the sweetest thing on the planet he is always there for him. If you get the opportunity don't mess it up.

He is So like a Johnathon Craig

by Real-Fortune_Teller858 November 19, 2019