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Broken Testicle Synchronisation

The empathetic response between two or more guys upon observing one being kicked in the balls by an angry female, potentially their girlfriend

Mate 1: *Gets Kicked in the Balls*
Mates 2-4: *Feels Mate 1's pain and curls up in response*

Alternative Spelling: Broken Testicle Synchronization
Ah, yeah. I saw my mate get kicked in the balls one time by his bitchy girlfriend. We had a moment of Broken Testicle Synchronisation, I basically felt his pain.
by Kosmicheskij January 20, 2018
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grinches testicle cheese

friend 1: do you smoke the grinches testicle cheese
friend 2: nah dude i sway toward that 057
by zassanzz February 13, 2018
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Octopus Tenticles

When a girl just plays with your balls by moving her fingers around your scrotum without doing anything further

NOTE: also referred to as an “O Job”
Damn bro, you know that girl Katie? She gave me octopus tenticles and gave me major blue balls.
by Octopus Girl 6not9 May 9, 2018
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Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.
Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.
by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018
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Diversion testicle

Diversion testicles are a set of rubber testicles that you hold up in the air and shake like a bell. The purpose of diversion testicles are to distract your co-workers from eating a meat and cheese platter, so you can surreptitiously sneak under the radar and eat the platter yourself.
Dale held up some diversion testicles during a staff meeting to distract his coworkers from the snack platter that was in front of them. Dale then ate the snack platter while his coworkers were distracted.
by Ghjskdldh July 31, 2021
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Hidden Testicle

The act of hiding ones Testicle inside an object, this could be clothing, Weapon or even vehicle. The Hidden testicle will be then Guarded by the Person with the missing Testicle for its dear life whilst the friend, Partner or someone hunts for it. The act is usually done my professionals
KID: Hey Mom?
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.
by Gullymommy123 December 20, 2021
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Visual testicle

A visual testicle is the opposite of a visual spectacle. It consists of something that is horrible to look at.
Did you see the new Transformers movie? It was a visual testicle.”
by MrBenjaminJingles April 10, 2023
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