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Z-tarted

The feeling one gets after being around Z for any length of time
Joe: hey mike you seem, different. Is everything ok?

Mike: nah i just feel like an idiot, being around Z has me feeling Z-tarted, if you will.
by Rojoson December 24, 2019
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Tart banana

- What do you think about Chad?

- Bro! That guy’s such a tart banana. The other day he gave me free weed, but it was all seed and stem man!!
by Megsicana July 9, 2020
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rate tart

A person (male or female) who endeavours to move credit card balances around from one card to another (so-called Balance Transfers) calculating the cost to transfer so as to minimse interest payments. Rate Tarts will 'drop their knickers' to do this means that they will move the balance continually from one card to another, and have no loyality to any one card or company, ie they'll drop their knickers for anyone!
Eg: a rate tart will look and see that Credit Card Company ABC offers a 0% Interest rate for 18 months, with a 2.99% fee to transfer, as opposed to Credit Card Company XYZ who offer 12 months interest free and a 3.00% transfer fee, they will choose ABC.
by mogo_morgs September 8, 2010
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Poop Tart

Whilst one person is taking a shit, they spread their legs while another person sits on them and takes a shit into the same bowl.
John and joe shared a poop tart
by nvaorhn May 3, 2023
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Pop tarts in the oven

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo
*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*
by Elliottestarryeyes February 9, 2017
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toilet tart

A toilet tart is an attractive woman who likes to get intimate and do naughty things by herself or with others on a toilet
Wow look at that hot babe posing on the toilet. She's a total toilet tart.
by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023
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