giant tool

a giant douchebag who thinks they are insanely legit but are actually one or more of the following
a. a huge sheister
b. like to suck cocks (see also cocksucker)
c. like to urinate in public locations
Jordan is a giant tool- he thinks he's hot shit, but he's really annoying. Also, he peed behind the student center.
by M Trafton May 29, 2009
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/b/tool

Someone who browses a forum other than 4chan. When they try to be funny they use a /b/ meme.
My friend was pretty funny until I found out he was just a /b/tool getting jokes from 4chan.
by bjsherisspeedeh October 01, 2006
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Tool Golfer

A kid who wears Puma hats and puma shirts both matching colors, typically has long hair to look like Rickie Fowler.
Also a kid who typically isnt good at golf and shoots in the 80s consistently.
Today I saw a kid who looked like a tool golfer, he was wearing all orange puma attire, call him Zach mason.
by Im Mutually a douchebag March 01, 2011
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timmy the tool

A little jerk who lies to peoples face about stupid things and then tries to appologize after he says he hates you.
omg i like totally got in a fight last night?!
ohhh man with who?
TIMMY THE TOOL!!!
by shibbsterz January 22, 2008
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Tooling out

A person that is drunk and that is incapable of handling his or her's own alcohol consumption. This may manifest itself in belligerency, throwing up, or ruining a party for others. And other wise, being a fuck up.
Wilson Makaio is "tooling out" in the bathroom. She is throwing everywhere. She couldn't handle her own alcohol consumption.
by AAAA February 09, 2012
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Lama tool

An Ak-47, uses 7.62 mm rounds, kills people.
Dude was a damn fool, made me have to pull out my Lama tool.
by Dty86 May 17, 2008
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Cool tool

The "thing" that a person uses to make them cool, or make them think that they are cool!
He uses weed as his cool tool.
by sashbri2 May 23, 2009
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