Tampon Vampire

Where a male/female likes to suck on used tampons (usually with blood on it)

My boyfriend is the Tampon Vampire

by nfgchvb March 18, 2017

Ass Vampire

Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.

Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”

*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*

Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)

by The PM June 6, 2018

Vampire Chai

A drink made of hot water, tea/chai spices, and a used tampon.

"Damn girl, you must be PMSing - is it vampire chai time of the month for you, again?!"

by NZboov September 20, 2012

Cock vampire

Someone who loves cock so much they are able to suck the blood out a rock hard cock

Jill is such a cock vampire she sucked 2 ozs of blood through my cock

by Hammaster5000 January 16, 2016

urban vampire

Urban vampires are romantic, charming & most of the time male. They still have all the powers of vampires e.g super strength, speed e.t.c. But the most wonderful thing about urban vampires is their eyes. With just one look - BAM! He's got you right where he wants you.

If you hear people say "twilight is stupid" - its not, urban vampires are much like edward cullen. Stephanie myer (twilight writer) came up with twilight in a dream, so she has some kind of connection with them, but we don't know how...

Urban vampires aren't all romantic though, there are vicious ones that will do anything to get human blood(again, referring back to twilight).

There are spells to become a vampire, but that is for another definition, on another day.

Until then - sleep tight...

Guy: twilight is stupid. Urban vampires, too

Me : ┌П┐(◣_◢)┌П┐

by magic 888 March 28, 2013

Vampire Nuggets

Name given to a used tampon.

Ladies please refrain from flushing your Vampire Nuggets down the loo.

It's that time of the month, better ask Stacy if she has any Vampire Nuggets.

by sneakygoat November 16, 2011

Hunting Vampires

Taking a walk/drive to cool down after an arguement. Also the act of peace keeping in the streets of your hometown. Hunters observe the night life of the town and protect those unable to protect themselves.

Mum: Where ya going? we aint finished yet!!!
You: I'm hunting vampires/ I'm going hunting!

by DUDEYEAH July 6, 2010