foundling fathers

A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.

John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.

by QuacksO September 3, 2019

Father’s Milk

Ranch dressing

These chicken tenders would taste a lot better if they were slathered in Father’s milk

by ItsEmbarrassing May 28, 2018

father carmine

1) Father Carmine is a Roman-Catholic priest who lives in Philadelphia. He was the priest present at the marriage of Rocky Balboa and Adrian Pennino in Rocky II. He also appeared in Rocky V when Rocky was revisiting his old neighbourhood with Tommy Gunn.
There is a famous scene where Rocky asks him for a special blessing on the night before the big fight.

2) A name for a priest that is sloth like and methodical. One that enjoys constantly over eating and getting sunburnt because he is too lazy to move into the shade.

Man, look at that Father Carmine, he hasn’t moved in three hours.

We just had a had a Father Carmine come in here, ate all the calamari, take it off the menu.

by Bacala e Mortadella June 3, 2018

Father

A person with an anal wart fettish

Did you see that guy with a father

by Mr.porn January 6, 2018

Father Joseph

Any father figure in an Indian family,

A:How’s Father Joseph doing?
B:Father Joseph is doing great

by Kutty Kallan April 1, 2020

Father of Asahd

It's DJ Khaled. You'd probably already know that though due to how much he shoves it down your throat.

Person: Oh hey, I think I've seen you before. Who are you again?

DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.

Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?

DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-

Person: Just shut up.

by Shitacious November 11, 2020

Father Myer

An Man who is a "Priest" that may be 40+ years old who contributes to the works of evil. You can Sence a Malevolent presence from them and or has been kicked out of previous Churches. Most likely a Sex offender, ect. Similar to an "Uncle Barry"

"Jeez! That Message really gave me those Creepy Father Myer Vibes. *cringe chills*

by Robin Dellers November 14, 2020