corporate criminal

A term used to describe germans who are savage or very intelligent.

That german guy is a corporate criminal.

by Simon Ambrose March 22, 2019

Corporate Padding

A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.

Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.

by Gary Grant Jones May 23, 2024

corporate nice

Work in a corporate setting everyone has to be nice, when really can’t stand someone. If an issue comes up, people are nice about it, but will get angry and complain to a supervisor. Demanding a request using nice words. Like Minnesota or Texas nice, but in a corporation.

I thought he was fine when I told him a conference room was not available. He complained to my supervisor. He was being corporate-nice.

If you could work on Saturday, that would be great. Demanding to work on Saturday or will be consequences. Supervisor was being corporate nice.

by surfangel May 13, 2018

Corporate Gifting

Gifting made specially by corporates & institutions for their trade partners, employees, conferences, etc.

Jan: I am really stuck for new ideas in corporate gifting?
April: No sweat ! Check out www.GiftingBazaar.com for latest corporate gifting ideas !

by 100Gods July 22, 2012

skibidi corporate

Noun: meaningless corporate drivel

Like being on a conference call listening to your boss talk about sales while you watch him go through a slideshow in front of a generated tropical background

"I was on that sales call all afternoon, 2 hours of skibidi corporate, my brain is rotted."

"My boss was talking that skibidi corporate at me, I don't remember any of it."

by TheStinson January 14, 2025

corporate company

Refined Lot Lizards (prostitutes) for truck drivers.

Should I shower before or after I enjoy some Corporate Company? Depends how dirty that skank is. I say both!

by gottano April 20, 2014

Corporate Game

A type of video game created by a large corporation (often referred to as a AAAA game or quad 'A' game). These games are designed to appeal to the broadest possible audience, prioritizing commercial success over artistic innovation or creative risks. While they often feature high production values, cutting-edge graphics, and extensive marketing campaigns, they are frequently criticized for being bland, boring, and soulless.

Corporate games tend to follow formulaic designs, relying on "tried-and-true" mechanics and generic storylines to maximize profitability and minimize the risk of alienating any segment of their target market, which is everyone. This results in games that, despite their technical polish, lack originality, creativity, and depth. They often feature excessive microtransactions, season passes, and other monetization strategies that can detract from the overall gaming experience, these corporations may also incorporate "woke" language and themes, but they're often seen as a superficial and unsuccessful attempt at inclusivity that fails to add meaningful substance to the game.

I was really excited about the new sci-fi RPG, but it ended up being just another corporate game—great graphics, but it felt so generic and uninspired. It’s clear they were more focused on appealing to everyone than making something truly unique

by CurbMan July 19, 2024