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we need to talk

Female code for "This relationship is over"
by t0m3x May 20, 2004
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Yelp Talk

Where hipsters, yuppies and socially awkward people gather to discuss White men and Asian women relationships, inside jokes, and sarcastic sex talk while teased by some random whore with a sexy picture that everybody drools over.
Yelp Talk Topic: What race are you?

225 responses that turns into inside jokes, white on Asian lust, and shit talking.
by Senior Truth March 22, 2011
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Nigger Talk

The definition of "Nigger Talk" is often incorrectly defined by people who are not very familiar with the drug game. Often the word is used to describe the action of one person ripping off another person - which in essence is true, however the definition is almost always missing one key element to appropriately identify the action as "nigger talk".

Let us now delve deep into the essence of nigger talk so as to properly educate you, the victim in hopes that you maybe able to protect yourself from this cowardly act by those perpetrators with no scruples whatsoever. First we must establish a scenario where nigger talking stems from. Usually the scenario calls for the borrowing of money, or drugs, or money to purchase drugs. An agreement to pay back the money is made and the money/drugs are given on faith that the borrowing party will honor the promise to pay the lender back at the time/place both parties agreed on. When the time comes to honor the agreement, the borrowing party not only breaks the original agreement, they also alter the deal in a manner that is not beneficial to the lending party. Bingo you've just been nigger talked.
Yo Mickey! What up its your boy! Hey, so I thought I brought $500 with me to the bank, but when I pulled it out of my pocket it was only $400 and a single. It was dark in my room when I left my house the morning. Honest mistake. So I was thinking maybe I could just shoot you that c-note the next time I see you? I know this seems like I'm trying to "nigger talk" you - and this would be a perfect example for the definition, but that is clearly not the case here. Let me know. #holla
by Mr Popper July 1, 2014
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Comic Sans talk

Noun.

1. A gentle explanation to someone who is clueless about design in which someone who is not clueless about design reveals the fact that one should never use Comic Sans. Ever. For any reason.

2. A gentle explanation to someone who is clueless about design in which someone who is not clueless about design reveals the fact that there are certain design choices that must be avoided at all costs. This usage generally connotes weary resentment and/or condescension, and that the explainee is in a position of irritating authority over the explainer.
1. "Lester sent me the document and asked me to forward it to the printer, but after noticing his choice of fonts, I had to have the Comic Sans talk with him."

2. "The Interim Director kept insisting that we use a photo collage graphic with some clip art for the cover of the annual report, so to save the reputation of the organization, I had to have the Comic Sans talk with her."
by BeeDashBee January 26, 2011
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We need to talk....

If these words come out of ANYONE'S mouth your pretty much fucked. Parents,naggy-ass wives, just nags. THINK FAST, or just run for your damn life, and pray to god he/she dont find you!
Mother: "we need to talk...."
Child: -thought 'aw fuck'
by The bitch muffin March 5, 2011
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we need to talk

The worst thing a man can hear from his woman. It undoubtedly signals the oncoming of a long drawn out conversation about how you don't have a vagina and how she doesn't understand that. Other features are senseless bitching about her ridiculous insecurities that defy logic and rationality.
Woman- "Are you busy? Because we need to talk"
Man- "FUCK!"...."I mean, sure honey."
"Dammit, now I have to pretend like I care for another bullshit conversation."
by White Suburban Male May 24, 2004
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we need to talk

basically, your girl has something to bitch about.
by d September 21, 2003
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