Take a Biden

To take a massive dump so big you have to flush 80 million times.

Man I gotta take a Biden

by Vincs33333333 December 4, 2020

Taking a Sit

When you go to the toilet and achive more 'sitting' than 'shitting'
It may be that you are just lazy and hiding from the boss, got carried away reading a magazine or maybe you are genuinely constipated!?!
Any of the above can be considered 'Taking a Sit'

Example 1
Tim: That was a good sit!
Tom: What do you mean?
Tim: I Must have a bit of corn stuck in the cilo!
Tom: Sick

Example 2
Boss: Where have you been for the past half hour
Employee: I was going toilet
Boss: Oh, I see, you were taking a sit

by RIPSHITnBUST June 29, 2011

Take a Doth

The act of deficating.

Oh man... after eating all that terrible mexican food yesterday, I really gotta go take a Doth.

by eapounderini September 8, 2010

Take this lollipop

Horror game hehe

hello bob have u tried take this lollipop

by jhbgvfchj December 7, 2020

take a wazzard

To take a piss.

"Dude, pull over at the next store. I really gotta take a wazzard."

by H8TECH December 23, 2009

taking the mouse

'Mouse' derives from Mickey Mouse, thus to take the mouse is to take the mickey. Taking the mickey is to make fun of something/someone or to take the piss.

Are you taking the mouse??!!

by mrt3a May 14, 2011

taking laps

a strategic form of smoking marijuana, driving on a specific track to lay low and smoke (often in neighborhoods), because moving targets are harder to catch

Hey man, you wanna come take a lap?

Im so ripped bro, me and Deebs just got done taking laps.

by Rambozzle May 10, 2011