Shit Storm

The thing that happens when your mom send you to the bathroom. She will lock you in there and turn off the water. Eventually, you will have to go to the bathroom. Trying to flush it, it wont work. At some point the shit and urin will fill the bowl. When you have to go again, it will overflow. Your mother may let you out, but in most cases she will continue to feed you loads and loads of food, possibly filled with laxatives.

"Man, David was taken by Child Services. He was put in the Shit Storm

by Messedupdefinitions June 28, 2018

Storm Rising

An antiquated Cockney expression for an erection, generally utilized by sailors and dockworkers.

Lordy, the Lassie was giving me quite the Storm Rising with the low cut blouse!

by Sammy1101 April 07, 2009

Storm Talk

Texting from a blackberry storm that make no sense because Blackberry Storm are so hard to type on.

"Hey Brian, are you going to the game tonight?"

"Zoo."

"What?!"

"Sorry, it's the damn storm talk."

"Hey Brian, what time is the movie?"

"Sevub."

"Brian! Quit with the fucking storm talk!"

by TheChocolatePhuckMan June 14, 2009

sahara sand storm

The act of your significant other taking a handful of laxatives, whilst shoving a half a bag of sand up their arse. Then, while you lay down, they squat over you and once the laxatives kick in they spray the sandy poop all over your face.

It was so hard to wash my sheets I had to throw them away because I gave Shaniqua a sahara sand storm last night

by Robat Ppob December 20, 2017

storm hawkins

a hoe often found in the bed with boys

storm hawkins found in bed with bffs boyfriend

by aaaskdfh August 24, 2018

storm the pug

a 12 year old girl on google+ who is an ambivert that loves her boyfriend, hamilton, steven universe, heathers, harry potter, drawing, and animal jam. shes in an uncomfortable situation where shes hiding her depressin feelings from the internet but those feelings get stronger so she has to pretend shes haply but shes a mess. shes also very shy and doesnt like talking to new people, but doesnt like feeling so isolated and alone from her friends. but shh, lets not be edgy

storm the pug is a sensitive shy pug,be patient with her, she'll become her weird ass self once she'll know you more

by storm the pug April 16, 2017

Storm star appreciation day

The 28th of July of every year since 2004

A day when it is customary to jerk off to storm star

Civilian : Hey did you hear that Storm star appreciation day is coming up?
Victim: oh no, I’ve already beat my meat to him yesterday!

by Storm star69 April 12, 2018